Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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