Non-Jews are for practice
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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