I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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