I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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