sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
