it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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