butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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