In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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