the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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