its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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