Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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