So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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