The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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