walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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