Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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