return my video game
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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