Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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