The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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