it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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