This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
This is the high leading the old right now
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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