Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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