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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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