I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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