somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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