I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Sober January is a disaster.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.