sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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You dont lie about slip and slides
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.