I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
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it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.