Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...