i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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