He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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