We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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