needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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