Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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