No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I need a burrito and a hug.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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