Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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