I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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