Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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