its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I currently don't understand fingers.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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