i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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