D3 body, D1 cock
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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