This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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