Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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