If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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