You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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