We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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