is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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