Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
did i just pee glitter
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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