fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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