Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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