Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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