We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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