THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Randomize