I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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