All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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