Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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